The clip from Revelations in which Bill talks about Iraqis converting “machine tools” and “farming equipment” into military equipment.
Duration : 0:4:53
Bill Hicks - Iraq Weapons Conversion
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Most comedians have …
Most comedians have ripped off SOMETHING from hicks. Pretty sad.
I saw an Australian …
I saw an Australian comedian rip off the “we looked at the receipt” gag a couple of years ago. His name escapes me, but I distinctly recall that he’s an arsewipe.
Wow and how history …
Wow and how history repeatsitself eh?
rip Bill
yeah, those …
yeah, those reptilians from mars secretly running the world in disguise sure are a vindictive bunch. The real tragedy is idiots like those two are still walking the planet and a legend like bill isn’t.
yeah it’s real sad. …
yeah it’s real sad. Bill would lose his mind if he heard Russell Crowe was playing him. Get ready for LOTS of disinfo in that movie.
If there’s a …
If there’s a comedian alive today that’s half as relevevant as bill was i’d like to know who it is?
RIP Bill
I have no words to …
I have no words to this guy!
amazing person!
this is one of the …
this is one of the best. coooonverrrrted….lol
He had a mission to …
He had a mission to make people laugh and see the bigger picture at this same time.
I bet he continues to make stand ups in another reality.
LOL. ^ -^
wich iraq COVERTED! …
wich iraq COVERTED!!!
hahahahaha
so funny
I can’t believe …
I can’t believe they want Russell Crowe to play Bill in a movie!!!!! THAT MUST NEVER HAPPEN!
what times the bank …
what times the bank opened. eight ? we’re going in at nine. we’re going in for god and country and democracy and hes a fetus and hes a (hater hitler dunno ^^) whatever you ing need . let’s go! keep motivated behind this. Lets go! Oh Oh looks like mr. major is on a hot seat there for a second too little iraq (?) rapscallion he is… more later
I don”t understand …
I don”t understand From 1:11 till the end of the video ..I need the text to translate it in my language
tell me at what …
tell me at what points in the video you have problems understanding what he says and maybe i (or someone else) can help you out
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Hey retard, he …
Hey retard, he already did.
can you write me …
can you write me the rest too ? … of course when you have time…thankd a lot
THANKS A LOT… IT …
THANKS A LOT… IT MEANS A LOT TO ME….
That guy just did.
That guy just did.
can you write me …
can you write me the text in english of this video ?..because i wanna to translate it in my language and i do not understand every word..please if u wanna help me let me know
I wondered about …
I wondered about that too, during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out:
-Iraq Incredible weapons, incredible weapons!
-How do you know that ?
-Well, we looked at the receipt, as soon as that cheque clears were going in What time does the bank open? 8? Were going in at nine. Were going in for God and country and democracy and heres a foetus and whatever you ing need lets go!
Sold a 160 fighter …
Sold a 160 fighter jets to Korea then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be commander in chief because: we still live in a dangerous world. Thanks to you you er! What are you doing last week Kuwaitis had nothing but rocks
Were arming the world. You know we armed Iraq?
Hi Scarry here are …
Hi Scarry here are the first 2 minutes, don’t have more time.
Bush (older Bush) , trying to buy votes towards the end of the election goes around selling weapons to everyone getting that military-industrial complex vote happening for him.
can you write me …
can you write me the text in english of this video ?..because i wanna to translate it in my language and i do not understand every word..please if u wanna help me let me know